slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

pussyclench:

me: do you eat ass?
boy: no, but—

me: image

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

aduhm:

walk a mile in these louboutins

aduhm:

walk a mile in these louboutins