assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

jamejarrs:

Finding Dory

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The Incredibles 2

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Cars 3

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singlecompendium:

Erotic Fictions

singlecompendium:

Erotic Fictions