its illegal to be cuter than me
We’re all going to jail then
public school dress code
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
me: do you eat ass?
boy: no, but—
what’s a pirates favorite letter?
if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you
you may think its r… but his true love be the C
i fucking hate this website
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
walk a mile in these louboutins